Mitch Winehouse to be knighted

[CaptainWacky]

"I like him much more than I ever liked Diana," admitted the Queen.

"Even I admire him!" laughed Prince Philip.

 

[Gagh]

Gordon Brwn to appoint him commander of the Afghanistan war force?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mitch Winehouse, "Jedward" and Susan Boyle sent to "sort out the EU or something"?