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mmmm sexy

more myspace fun with chain mail

I killed a whore because thats how i roll
Body: Pick the month you were born in
1 - I needed
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I banged
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I raped
8 - I ran naked with
9 - I fucked
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a jew
03 - a pickle
04 - your dealer
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - YOUR MOM
09 - a ninja
10 - a homo
11 - Paris Hilton
12 - the trojan man
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a toothbrush
16 - a glass of milk
17 - a condom
18 - a horse
19 - a crackhead
20 - my stapler
21 - your panties
22 - an easter egg
23 - a bisexual
24 - my ex
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a french fry
28 - a homeless guy
29 - a pornstar
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

white- because im sexy as hell
Black - Because thats how i roll
Pink - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - Because the lil people told me to
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIPS
 
6 word love note
If this doesn't touch you.....you're heartless.

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The
girl sensed there was something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them that night. The guy pulled over and told the girl he wanted to talk. He told her that his feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down her cheek as she slowly reached into her pocket & passed him a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved
right into the girls side, killing the girl. Miraculously, the guy survived. Remembering the note, he pulled it out & read it.
"Without your love, I would die."

1st:
If you post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes
someone special will message or call you.

2nd:
REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)
repost this with the title "6 word love note"
 
myspace is awful.. I have a cousin who spends a lot of time there and claims to have a lot of fun. My bulletin thing is filled with stupid chain letters.
 
They're selling an offer to write and produce a song for the winning bidder. Apparently they've gotten positive feedback doing it before.

Good thing they're not handling the video as well...
 
That's cool I guess. At first I thought they were scamming people because the message they sent me looked suspiciously similar to the phishing scam messages I used to get.
 
In the hands of the wrong people that is
(that may be a slightly naughty pun; I'll let you know tomorrow).
 
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