moderators - what a fucking pile of scum

[ToeRag]

moderators - what a fucking pile of scum.

these are people who love to ban, give them a little power and they go crazy - ban, ban, ban, ban..

it's not like they were smart enough to code the site they're moderating, oh no, they are just nobodys that happened along at the right moment.

so, do we need moderators ? emphatically NO !

NO, NO, NO !!! they are useless power crazy parasites

there is nothing they do that is of any value whatsoever.

ban the mods

 

[bad dog]

Shut up dummy, this site is the best, we let you retards act all stupid and diont care,

fucking dumb ass fucking retard.

 

[Conchaga]

Who was the last person we banned?

 

[Conchaga]

Besides Charles?

That doesn't count because it was an attention-grabbing stunt.

 

[Ilyanna]

moderators - what a fucking pile of scum.

these are people who love to ban, give them a little power and they go crazy - ban, ban, ban, ban..

it's not like they were smart enough to code the site they're moderating, oh no, they are just nobodys that happened along at the right moment.

so, do we need moderators ? emphatically NO !

NO, NO, NO !!! they are useless power crazy parasites

there is nothing they do that is of any value whatsoever.

ban the mods

Con, I'm bored. Ban that little fuck for me, willya?

 

[Conchaga]

I'll do it for a webcam show.

Seriously.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Babe, a webcam show of me will definitely be worth more than banning some insignificant dual/poster at TK, trust me on this.

 

[Conchaga]

I've got a credit card with a stupid big limit. How much are we talking here?

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh please. Money. Don't talk to me about money.

hmm, I'll draw up a contract and send it to you by pm. Just be prepared that it might have something to do with a hot place, souls to be exchanged, a little pain, and, yeah, endless damnation, too.

 

[Conchaga]

Alabama?

 

[Ilyanna]

rofl. No, not even I would be merciless enough for that. Or, rather, expensive enough, come to think of it.

 

[Conchaga]

I hear that place is loaded with god-like asses.

 

[Conchaga]

Looked better before they replated and painted it.

Iron Mountain is the bomb.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh damn, this is QSF. I think we're supposed to take the thread starter seriously, aren't we?

Dear toerag,

thank you for your inspiring petition as well as your insightful thoughts on the subject of moderators.
We have looked into this matter with all due diligence and discussed it at length.

Unfortunately, we have come to the decision that while you have made some good points, we do love the power we hold over you and your peers too much to ever even consider giving up any of it, in fact, your stance has motivated us to find even more ways to fuck with you and the membership.

The staff wishes you the best in your future endeavors and hopes that you will keep amusing us with hopeless, gratuitous, and vacuous suggestions.

Yours Sincerely

Ilyanna
Queen of the Badlands

 

[Ilyanna]

 

[Sarek]

Oh damn, this is QSF. I think we're supposed to take the thread starter seriously, aren't we?

Who the hell made that a requirement?

 

[Ilyanna]

shh, I'm trying to uphold an image here, 'kay?!? :mmph:

 

[Consumer]

I was NEVER a Mod.

 

[Sarek]

shh, I'm trying to uphold an image here, 'kay?!? :mmph:

The only images I like to adhere to are indifference, disinterest, and occasionally, contempt.

 

[Ilyanna]

The only images I like to adhere to are indifference, disinterest, and occasionally, contempt.

And you're making such a good job of it, too :love:
Alas! I could never reach that level of perfection, so I'll rather act the benevolent subforum manager while having DIAF as my secret mission statement. IT WORKS!