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Molasses

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
That is what the air around me feels like. I COULD JUST SLEEP FOREVER.
 
Time to spice things up, WITH A FAN!
 
Or some pancakes.
 
OR MY AXE.
 
HOT POCKETS.
 
2012 pockets!
 
dont sleep FOREVER, Cassie!
 
Have a hot shower and eat a pizza. It's what was voted highest to for you to do on the secret website I run from the people who pay me money to look at what the cameras I've installed in your house capture. The second most highest was sex a moose.
 
Wake up Cassie, TIME FOR SPAMMING!
 
I'M AWAKE, GOD HELP ME, I'M AWAKE!
 
Now Spam, Spam your heart out!
 
That and baked fucking beans.

FUCK NON-BOSTONIANS, EVERY ONE OF THEM.
 
Fuck you hippy.
 
Whatever FBI PARTE DUMBASS
 
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