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Monday Big Brother: CH rankings

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I have decided to rank the housemates in order of GOODNESS on a Monday from now on for no real reason.

1) Emilia: Fit as fuck. Getting unfarily attacked on Digital Spy. Will no doubt be first out.

2) John: Loves the cake.

3) Jeremy: I like the little Harry Potter racing driver guy! He's quite funny, smart, makes good facial expressions, and I hope he "gets with" Emilia because he's a bit weird looking and it'll give hope to all weird looking guys.

4) Amy: Quit intelligent and cynical. I likes her.

5) Jay: Pretty much only for his Diary Room entry where he couldn't remember anyone's name.

6) Victor: He's Emilia's brother so he must be alright!

7) Anthony: Seems okay, the kind of non-offensive good looking guy who could win.

8) Nathan: BLOOD, BLOOD, BRRRUPP.

9) Calista: Her song was interesting.

10) Latoya: Hasn't made an impression.

11) Liam: Could be a bit of a shit (but he's okay so far, to be honest.)

12) Jade: The only one who's really annoyed me so far.
 
Jade whines, cries and talks in that pathetic little girly voice - for fucks sake woman you have an IQ of a zillion! I don't like her - get her out.

John FTW [at the mo]
 
She had an IQ of 178...at age four. It could have gone down since then. And how do you test a four year old's IQ anyway?
 
Put them in a locked room with the McCanns and give them ten minutes to get out alive?


(I'm joking, I'm joking... they've probably might not have done it)
 
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