Mondegreens

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'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"

~Jimi Hendrix

 

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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

~Milton Drake

 

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There's a bathroom on the right.

~Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

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The girl with colitis goes by

~Beatles

 

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I wanna know
Have you ever seen Lorraine?

~Creedence

 

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Hold me closer, Tony Danza
Count the head lice on the highway.

~Elton John

 

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Let Milo open the door.

~The Who