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Monty Python TK Style

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S. SaDiablo

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Casting for Monty Python and The Holy Grail:

The Witch: Aurian
Tim The Enchanter: Hambil
Zoot (Castle Anthrax): Sadi
Sir Galahad the Pure: Shatna
 
Okay, off the top of my (and Rommie's) head, we still need casting for:

Sir Lancelot
Black Knight
Old Crone to Whom King Arthur Said "Ni--"
Minstrel
Patsy
Dingo
Soothsayer
Old Man from Scene 24
Three-Headed Knight
King Arthur
Hiccoughing Guard
Historian Who Isn't A.J.P. Taylor, Honestly's, Wife
Sir Robin
Maynard
Roger
Guard
Concorde
Terry Jones
Three-Headed Knight
Dennis's Mother
Sir Bedevere
Prin
Dennis
King
1st Soldier with a Keen Interest in Birds
Dead person, Historian
 
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 
Better yet, I gotta be Lancelot....

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?
 
Shatna, this one sums us up perfectly.........

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
 
RommieSG said:
Better yet, I gotta be Lancelot....

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?
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You would run to a (apparent) damsel in distress. ;)
 
RommieSG said:
Shatna, this one sums us up perfectly.........

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.
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LMAO!! This casting is PERFECT!!
 
Here's a good one for Hambil (Tim the Enchanter)

Tim: Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
King Arthur: What an eccentric performance.
 
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