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MORBO IS HAVING A VERY GOOD DAY!!!

THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN:

MORBO'S GOING TO GO HOME, GET NAKED, UNPLUG MORBO'S EXHAUST, SLIP INTO A COOL BATH WITH A BOTTLE OF VERMUTH AND SOME RAZOR BLADES AND CLEAN TILE GROUT FOR AWHILE. (IT'S WHAT MORBO DOES. DON'T ASK.)

THEN MORBO IS GOING TO STAND ON THE ROOF OF MORBO'S APARTMENT AND AIR-DRY. (MUCH TO THE PLEASURE OF MISS SANTIAGO AND HER NEAR-SIGHTED, PALSIED DAUGHTER.)

MORBO WILL WAVE. BUT NOT WITH MORBO'S HANDS.

AFTER THAT, MORBO IS GOING TO SMOKE A POUND OF GRASS AND SNORT RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF COKE OFF THE ASS OF A DEPARTMENT STORE MANNEQUIN.

DINNER WILL BE MAHI-MAHI. AND WILD RICE.

THEN IT'S TK-POSTING, PORN, AND CARTOON NETWORK FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

MORBO WILL PROBABLY MASTURBATE FOR A WHILE IN BED. WHILE THINKING NAUGHTY THOUGHTS.
 
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