Laker_Girl
Mrs. Big Dick McGee
I would just like to start this thread by saying, "Nee-ner-nee-ner-nee-nerrrrrrr." To Johnny Queer, he lost and looked like a total fag doing it. He tried to blame his missing the bus to the village and then his aura but the fact is he sucks. He needs to hang up his skates because the closest that flamer is going to get to Smuckers Stars On Ice is buying Smuckers jams and jellies. Good day Mr. Weir, don't let the red, white, and blue door hit your ass on the way out.
On to Snowboard cross. Yes kids, the U.S. kicked ass again in the men's. Seth what's-his-face brought us a gold and could you imagine it any other way? No and that is why I predict by the year 2014 the IOC will remove snowboarding from the Winter Olympic Games.
In the women's skeleton the U.S. women lost...Just like they do every Olympics.
The men's hockey team beat some team whose name I can barely pronounce and won't embarrass myself by trying to spell but the point is, we won. This time around I'd like the men's hockey team to beat the living crap out of the Canadians mostly because during the 2002 games Wayne Gretzky whined like a bitch and got his way. Those Canadians need to untuck their dicks and learn how to be men and a good, old fashioned American ass beating ought to do it.
This weekend is chalk full of a whole lot of good events, one of which is not ice-dancing.
We do have long track speed skating, where resident nigger Shani Davis is expected to medal but I seriously doubt he will and if he does it will be a fluke and he'll be most undeserving of it. Shani, I hope you fall.
We'll have short track speed skating, I'll be sure and report all the action as I would not miss a minute of Apolo Ohno, okaaaaaaay.
There's the super G where Bode Miller will bother to saunter his half drunk ass to the competition and maybe make it into the top ten. This course is fast, unpredictable, and very dangerous, I predict a top three finish by Rahlves and a major injury for Miller...but nothing a cool beer and a bitch can't fix.
There's some hunting, Alpine, cross country skiing event that no one cares about and they never show on T.V. but good luck to all the doped up athletes participating in that. Hope you don't get caught and stipped of your medal...as it seems to happen every Winter Olympics.
And finally (the last thing I can remember actually) women's snowboard cross. I already know who won but again I won't spoil it for you.
So on to yesterday's pressing Olympic questions:
Where in the hell is Johnny Mosely?
I'm still researching this but his absence is disturbing me greatly. Johnny is not hosting Real World / Road Rules: The Gauntlet 2 Veterans vs. Rookies, the hideous T.J. Lavin is and I had assumed Johnny wasn't because he was training for the Olympics but clearly he wasn't. Sooooo, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?! I need me some dinner roll damnit!
Will the U.S. dominated sport, snowboarding get the axe like other U.S. dominated Olympic sports?
You bet your sweet ass it will, 2014 people, mark your calendars. We'll keep shit like curling but if the U.S. is good at it, it's gotta go. Next to go, basketball...Girls dancing with a ball, Olympic sport but basketball won't happen 'cause we got Kobe and Shaq.
Bode Miller: American Hero or Lush?
Lush but the Euroweenies love him, they don't shower regularly either.
And Monday on L_G's Olympic Update:
Why bother making male ice skaters wear pants? By the looks of their shirts they want to wear skirts.
On to Snowboard cross. Yes kids, the U.S. kicked ass again in the men's. Seth what's-his-face brought us a gold and could you imagine it any other way? No and that is why I predict by the year 2014 the IOC will remove snowboarding from the Winter Olympic Games.
In the women's skeleton the U.S. women lost...Just like they do every Olympics.
The men's hockey team beat some team whose name I can barely pronounce and won't embarrass myself by trying to spell but the point is, we won. This time around I'd like the men's hockey team to beat the living crap out of the Canadians mostly because during the 2002 games Wayne Gretzky whined like a bitch and got his way. Those Canadians need to untuck their dicks and learn how to be men and a good, old fashioned American ass beating ought to do it.
This weekend is chalk full of a whole lot of good events, one of which is not ice-dancing.
We do have long track speed skating, where resident nigger Shani Davis is expected to medal but I seriously doubt he will and if he does it will be a fluke and he'll be most undeserving of it. Shani, I hope you fall.
We'll have short track speed skating, I'll be sure and report all the action as I would not miss a minute of Apolo Ohno, okaaaaaaay.
There's the super G where Bode Miller will bother to saunter his half drunk ass to the competition and maybe make it into the top ten. This course is fast, unpredictable, and very dangerous, I predict a top three finish by Rahlves and a major injury for Miller...but nothing a cool beer and a bitch can't fix.
There's some hunting, Alpine, cross country skiing event that no one cares about and they never show on T.V. but good luck to all the doped up athletes participating in that. Hope you don't get caught and stipped of your medal...as it seems to happen every Winter Olympics.
And finally (the last thing I can remember actually) women's snowboard cross. I already know who won but again I won't spoil it for you.
So on to yesterday's pressing Olympic questions:
Where in the hell is Johnny Mosely?
I'm still researching this but his absence is disturbing me greatly. Johnny is not hosting Real World / Road Rules: The Gauntlet 2 Veterans vs. Rookies, the hideous T.J. Lavin is and I had assumed Johnny wasn't because he was training for the Olympics but clearly he wasn't. Sooooo, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!?! I need me some dinner roll damnit!
Will the U.S. dominated sport, snowboarding get the axe like other U.S. dominated Olympic sports?
You bet your sweet ass it will, 2014 people, mark your calendars. We'll keep shit like curling but if the U.S. is good at it, it's gotta go. Next to go, basketball...Girls dancing with a ball, Olympic sport but basketball won't happen 'cause we got Kobe and Shaq.
Bode Miller: American Hero or Lush?
Lush but the Euroweenies love him, they don't shower regularly either.
And Monday on L_G's Olympic Update:
Why bother making male ice skaters wear pants? By the looks of their shirts they want to wear skirts.
