Morrissey makes a SHOCKING confession!!

[Big Dick McGee]

"I'm quite hetero, actually," said the one-time frontman for seminal alternative band The Smiths and ertstwhile Pope of Mope. "My absolute favourite thing is getting 3 birds backstage after a show, plowing one from behind whilst the other two engage in cunnilingus. It's really what keeps me performing after all these years."

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's said way more bizarre things than that, so it wouldn't shock me.

But make no mistake: HE LOVES THE COCK. He just thinks sex in general is too messy to be worth the trouble. (Yeah, he's a freak)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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[Big Dick McGee]

If sex isn't messy, you're probably doing it Mormon-style.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sex IS disgusting, yes.