Most homosexul passage from The Lord Of The Rings competition

[CaptainWacky]

I say competition but I've already found the winner.

He was reminded suddenly of Frodo as he had lain, asleep in the house of Elrond, after his deadly wound. Then as he had kept watch Sam had noticed that at times a light seemed to be shining faintly within; but now the light was ever clear and stronger. Frodo's face was peaceful, the marks of fear and care had left it; but it looked old, old and beautiful, as if the chiseling of the shaping years was now revealed in many fine lines that had before been hidden, though the identity of the face was not changed. Not that Sam Gamgee put it that way to himself. He shook his head, as if finding words useless, and murmured: 'I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.'

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Oh, Sam. :blush:

 

[headvoid]

He must have rubbed Frodo fairly vigourously to make him shine like that

 

[Mentalist]

You don't have to look past the title on the front cover.

 

[headvoid]

The house front door reminds me of goatse

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Why'd the Beeb write "dramatisation" with a Z? American tape?

 

[The Tomtrek]

...and with that, Frodo furiously masturbated onto Sam's hairy feet.
"Oh Sam.", said Frodo "I fucking love your feet".

- The Two Towers (unabriged), Book IV, Chapter VII "A shortcut to bukkake".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

lol passage

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S ALL ABOUT SEX WITH YOU PEOPLE ISN'T IT (oh wait, I started it.)