MOVIE

[CaptainWacky]

(A man walks into a bar.)

Barman: What in GOD'S name are you doing here?

Man: I want a drink.

Barman: Everyone knows you can't drink.

Man: Why not?

Barman: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DUCK

TO BE CONTINUED LOL

 

[Tyrant]

Duck whips out dispersion pistol and DEMANDs his 26 kilos of Tarydium SLUDGE

 

[CaptainWacky]

That could happen

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Duck is Pete Doherty!

 

[whisky]

Pete Duckerty

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT ALL FITS

 

[Cassie]

Then the barman rapes the duck

 

[Tyrant]

Snake Ducksskin in Escape from MF, armed with nothing but said pistol and LOVE