Mr. Eggs M.

[Henoch]

I can't stand it anymore...how do i deal with a young man who is 21, SEXY as hell, beautiful as FUCK, and too stupid to realize it?? Please hone your GAY powers and assist me ASAP...much appreciated. Did i mention the youth is driving me literally INSANE cause i have to look at him every day?? He is so damn nice it is beyond belief, he's like a GAY alien!! His mom deserted him at 13, his dad is in prison for selling drugs to school kids. Yet this kid is SO nice, kind and in touch with reality. I WANT TO DEFILE HIM IN SOOOOOOOOO MANY CONCEIVABLE WAYS...and yet, I just want to pet him like a puppy and let him know that everything will be ok. Ok, seriously I like this kid, just want to be his friend...but his HEAT is driving me CRAZY!!!! I have never encountered a guy quite this SUPER HOT in my life!

Should I castrate myself??


LOL, like i would ever do that!

His name is [edit] & he is so damn sweet that I want to ADOPT HIM!

HELP ME!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well you could adopt him, but it might involve a pre-nup. And you could be a real friend by not dropping his name here (I took care of that) -- even tho it's probably not his name, lol.

He's vulnerable. If he wants something from you other than friendship, he'll let you know in his own way. Till then, just bore a hole in the wall and make videos of him NAKED and WET and such. (Kidding) (Mostly) (Send me the videos)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

REALLY. SEND ME THE VIDS.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

KIDDING!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:joker:

 

[Dr Dave]

!

 

['Gear]

I feel like this might be a gay thing. Not too sure, but it is the sense I'm getting.

Am I way off here?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Dr Dave]

I remember seeing him in one of the Jackass movies.