MULTI-MILLIONAIRE EWAN MCGREGOR ON KIDDIES TV LIVE NOW!

[Gagh]

BOTH BEGGING US TO GIVE OUR HARD EARNED SPONDIES TO LITTLE AFRICAN KIDS WITH NO SHOES ON AND PLUGGING HIS SHITTY BEATRIX POTTER MOVIE!!! GOD BLESS HIM, BUT DON'T MESS WITH HIM - HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If he wants me to see him he can go on Richard and Judy.

 

[curiousa2z]

THIS IS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH HIM THAT ONE TIME< ISNT IT?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, that was the headline.

 

[curiousa2z]

the real headline BEHIND the headline.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just the headline. EWAN HAS SEX WITH MINE FIELD GIRL.

 

[curiousa2z]

THAT'S the one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what he said!

 

[curiousa2z]

See?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It's his speci-ality!

 

[CaptainWacky]

O RLY

 

[curiousa2z]

Whose?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I've said too much.

 

[Cassie]

I R SCARED

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Gagh]

No let's not lock it, let's continue to mock the hypocritical actions of Obi-Wan!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The MORAL high ground!

 

[Gagh]

Blue Peter badge-shaped lightsaber beams all round!

 

[curiousa2z]

I wanna green one!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THAT'S WHAT HULK HOGAN SAID LOL