Murder She Wrote sequel series starring Anna Paquin

[CaptainWacky]

(Paquin arrives for her first day at Cabot Cove University.)

Jock: Why hello there, pretty lady!

Paquin: Hehe...you really talk like that?

Jock: Sure thing, babe. Want to swing by the JUICE BAR with me later?

Paquin: I have to study...

Jock: Hey, what's your name anyway, sweetcakes?

Paquin: I'm Vaginika.

Jock: ...Vaginika?

Vaginika(Paquin): That's right. Vaginikia Fletcher.

Jock: ...no shit?

Vaginika: What's wrong with that?

Jock: Uhh...nothing. Wait a minute, felcher?

Vaginika: FLETCHER.

Jock: Yeah, Fletcher? Surely you're not related to crazy old Jessica Fletcher!?

Vaginika: She's my great aunt as a matter of fact and I'll thank you not to call her crazy.

Jock: But she has! I heard she murdered a whole bunch of people over the years.

Vaginika: That's not true! Thought she has solved dozens of murders...hundreds I think...

Jock: Bit strange isn't it.

Vaginika: No, of course not!

(Another student runs out.)

Student: Come quick, there's been a murder!

Jock: !

Vaginika: Oh my!

TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE NOT

 

[Gagh]

David Gest: Get these pubes off my head!

 

[Mentalist]

Who will play Graidy?

 

[Gagh]

WHO WILL PLAYE JOHN WAYNE GACY?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seph as Doctor Seth.

 

[Mentalist]

Isn't a Seth a retarded imaginary Goat mascot at Lonaf?

LOL it's SO wittY

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still haven't visited LONAF this lifetime!