Muslims announce plans to be annoying, non-muslims ignorant

[CaptainWacky]

Muslims today announced plans to be really annoying. "Haha, I love annoying non-muslims with my different way of life and ultra-serious facial expressions!" said a muslim.

"Fucking Muslim bastards!" said an ignorant non-muslim. "They souldn't be allowed to be different! Their women should take their viels off! They should be made to wear bikinis at all time like our women! IT'S THE BRITISH WAY OF LIFE!"

"I could explain why those comments are offensive to us," said a Muslim. "But instead I'll just talk in Arabic and make vague comments about how I "understand" suicide bombers. Just to be annoying!"

"GET THEM OUT OUR COUNTRY!" said a white man whose family emigrated to Britain from Canda in the seventies. "THIS IS A WHITE CHRISTIAN HETEROSEXUAL COUNTRY AND THERE'S NO PLACE FOR MUSLIMS AND GAYS COMING OVER HERE AND BUMMING OUR WOMEN!"

"Bumming women is part of our culture and you could never possibily understand!" said George Michael. "Now if you'll excuse me I need to have sex with an overweight sixty year old man I've never met before then get stoned in my car!"

Prince Phillip was unavailable for anything, ever.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's terrible how Muslims are ignored in the British media.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Every day with that Call to Prayer - it's like they think Allah's on a schedule or something.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF ONLY ALL THE POLITICIANS OF THE WORLD WOULD READ THIS THREAD AND REALISE THAT THEY'RE ALL BIG SILLIES.

 

[headvoid]

Jack Straw also asked Muslim ladies to do a belly dance when they came and saw him. He said he was trying to connect with their culture.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Black people have to "white up" before speaking to him too.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

French constituents are even expected to shower. Really, have we become so seperated that we can't live to accept pongy people?

 

[whisky]

he hor he hor

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S THE LAST STRAW

 

[headvoid]

To be fair to him he visited Papua New Guinea recently with Boris Johnson and they both tried to take a bite out of the Prime Ministers arm to "Fit in" as they called it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Boris didn't even write the article slagging off Liverpool but he got all the blame for it!