Must-Have For Serious Gamers!

[The Question]

G5 Gaming-Grade Laser Mouse

If they'd put tits on it, I'd fuck it. AND call the next morning.

Top features:

-LARGE PTFE (Polyturo... really, really slippery) feet
-Adjustable weight
-2,000 DPI laser
-500 reports-per-second
-Mouse sensitivity is selectable on-the-fly (going from close-quarters firefights to sniping is a thing of beauty with this mouse)
-TITS COMING SOON!

 

[Virginia]

meh. I prefer my gaming around the table.

 

[The Question]

Ahhhhhh, yes. Bored games.

 

[FBI parte due]

All that and no weapons-grade lasers?

For shame.

 

[The Question]

^^Considering the accuracy of the laser in this thing and the smoothness of the tracking, I'd call it weapons-grade.

 

[FBI parte due]

Sounds cool. But it's not weapons-grade unless you can shoot someone with it and make a hole in them.

 

[The Question]

Well, I could consume huge amounts of sauerkraut and cheap American beer, then stuff the mouse up my ass and fire it at someone like a cannonball.

 

[FBI parte due]

Well, that's a given.