You think that's bad? Sometimes I'll try to push my glasses closer to my eyes to get a clearer view, then I realise I'm wearing contact lenses and my eyesight is slowly diminishing and there's nothing I can do about it.
AND I DON'T HAVE A DOOR AND MY PENIS IS SMALL AND SCARRED AND YUB PICKS ON ME AND I FORGOT THE TOWEL RACK AND I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE THE REGIONAL MANAGER SAW ME PICK MY NOSE AND EAT IT AND MY PERSONAL DIVULGENCES GO IGNORED ON EACH AND EVERY OCCASION AND I HAD TO GOOGLE "DIVULGENCES" BECAUSE FIREFOX KEPT TELLING ME IT WASN'T A FUCKING WORD WHEN I KNEW IT WAS A FUCKING WORD FFS.