My ass is going to hypernova!

[Aquehonga]

Make the Hobus Star Incident look like a sparkler on Independence Day. Been eating nothing but beans, beans with chili & drinking black steaming piping hot coffee {no milk, creamer or sweeteners}, Colt 45 or Olde English.

Since the Sunday before Thanksgiving. Plus I haven't changed my clothes since then or shaved or bathed either. Except for washing my hands. Going on 3 weeks.

My diet over the last 3 weeks gives a whole new meaning to the term outgassing.

 

[Seph]

why? would you...... awww forget it.

*slams door on thread*

 

[Aquehonga]

Oh.........I forgot to mention................I haven't brushed my teeth in all this time either. The only bathing I've done since Sunday November 22nd has been handwashing.

 

[Seph]

thats v nice.....

*slams door on thread*

 

[Dirk Funk]

Perhaps you need more than your clothes washed, Aquehonga. I know of a good laundry service.

 

[Loktar]

Oh.........I forgot to mention................I haven't brushed my teeth in all this time either. The only bathing I've done since Sunday November 22nd has been handwashing.

Big deal, I haven't brushed my teeth in months. Oops there goes another tooth!

 

[Dirk Funk]

Chow Ting? I go to him now. He's great but expen$ive.

And he just keeps getting more expensive.

 

[The Dork Lord]

 

[Aquehonga]

^ That pic hits way too close to home.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I could barely keep my Chicken Bacon Combo down when I took it...

 

[Dual]

Looks like Jeff's kind of people.