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My beef with Marquis De Sade

Dark Pickle

Fucked Off
Has nothing whatsoever to do with any personal animosity, which he’s unworthy of (despite the fact that he no doubt masturbates furiously at the thought of the opposite being the case).

No, the only reason Marquis deserves disdain is for the sad fact that he simply doesn’t pull his weight. He is in fact, useless dead weight. Unremarkable, and unoriginal, Marquis will be forgotten along with his 40 obvious duals.

When considering his complete lack of accomplishment here at TK, it is perhaps easiest to measure him against his peers: those who joined around the same time he did:

SuN: Not only does she hold the distinction of being the second least popular Badlander in recent memory, accomplished in part by her near-impossible feat of pissing off Love Child, she even had the forum named after her for a brief time.

J&L Massacres: Mastermind of The Mine Field invasion, J&L has also proved he has the ability to put any nose out of joint, at any time.

Sniper Kitty: Not only a co-plotter of the assault on the Mine Field, she also made waves with both karma and post counts, as well as participating in several trolling excursions and massive noob abuse.

But what of Marquis? A few piggy-back trolls, and a few shitty drawings. Attacking women like Cassie, Elosiel, and Neon by calling them old and unattractive, as if they’d give a shit what a misogynist with brain damage thinks. Boring and forgettable.

But now this pathetic afterthought: this footnote is making a grab for the brass ring by attacking yours truly. He actually believes he can get under my skin. Tell me Marquis, what makes you think you can succeed where the likes of Raffles, Messenger, Gagh, and Jack himself (the very trolls you so blatantly plagiarize) have failed?
 
Ohhhhh noes! Not my Marquis!!!

I demand a truce! Nao!

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Mabee, mabee not.

We have had fun Pickle, but I disagree with this critique of The Marquis.

He provides plenty of entertainment; yas he is a cunt at times and sometimes I wish I had a monster cock to rape him with; but he is Teh Marquis.
His arrogance and the ensuing bitching, fits him perfectly.
He is liek a poisonous snake that is irresistible to play with, and many play ;)

He is plenty valuable & I find his antics highly entertaining.
 
I barely notice Marquis de Sade.
To be fair, I also barely notice J&L Massacres.
They're not particularly memorable.
Marquis reminds me of WordInterrupted, channeling the French side. Not a particularly original schtick, especially since since Luci also goes the verbose (and in a way to be noticed).
Massacre just blends in. Good for generic trolling, hit them and pin it on somebody else. Meh.

Sniper Kitty and SuN, however, have left an impression on me, if not for the reasons Pickle's mentioned. I tip my hat to the two of you, m'dears.
 
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