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My body is falling apart.

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My teeth are the worst off right now. They're apparently extremely porous from a childhood of using fluoride and bleach. Well, what the hell, I was a kid and it was my parents' bright idea for keeping them bright white. Unfortunately it resulted in them having almost zero enamel and being extremely porous.

When the wisdom teeth went due to having too tight a jaw to maintain them, the bacteria released by a few abscessed wisdom teeth went on a blitzkrieg against every other tooth in my head. I'll probably be in dentures by age 40 if not sooner, and that's assuming I can afford them.
 
you'll be able to give great head though.
 
You should get rich & then you can afford to fix your teeth.
 
Getting rich is the plan. Will pull off a Nu-Shane-MacGowan when that happens, at least that's the plan. Health care won't cover dentures, anyway.
 
Obama will give you the money. :techman:


Oh, right.
 
I hear Oprah has extra cash.
 
I'm white, so that's a non-starter
 
The important thing to remember is bad teeth can kill you so if you have to have them out, do it.
 
Remember, if you can't afford a dentist to extract the teeth, you have a couple options: Tie a string around each tooth, then tie the other end of the string to a door handle. Slam the door.

Failing that, you can give a baseball bat to the next illegal you see and insult him...
 
Malarky said:
Remember, if you can't afford a dentist to extract the teeth, you have a couple options: Tie a string around each tooth, then tie the other end of the string to a door handle. Slam the door.

Failing that, you can give a baseball bat to the next illegal you see and insult him...
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If the illegal is Dominican, you hand him a bat and he'll be drafted. What do you mean by that anyway?
 
The weird thing is, the decay is relatively painless. In fact, just today I discovered a new (relatively huge) cavity between my two front teeth on the bottom. I didn't feel anything in either/both of those teeth prior to discovering after eating a few potato chips that the cavity had lost the dead matter that was covering it. It's just bits and chips and chunks of tooth falling away. The only time there's pain is when I get the occasional abscess in a molar.
 
The Saint said:
My teeth are the worst off right now. They're apparently extremely porous from a childhood of using fluoride and bleach. Well, what the hell, I was a kid and it was my parents' bright idea for keeping them bright white. Unfortunately it resulted in them having almost zero enamel and being extremely porous.

When the wisdom teeth went due to having too tight a jaw to maintain them, the bacteria released by a few abscessed wisdom teeth went on a blitzkrieg against every other tooth in my head. I'll probably be in dentures by age 40 if not sooner, and that's assuming I can afford them.
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If its any comfort I'll probably need dentures by then also. A lifetime of poor dental hygiene, soda and fast food has left my teeth yellow and fragile. Just a few weeks ago pieces of one of my tooth just chipped off.
 
Well, mine started with the wisdom teeth. What I've come to discover is that the process of abscessed wisdom teeth is that bacteria are basically assaulting the fuck out of them. The problem is that those bacteria then move into the roots of the teeth -- and make them home bases from which to assault the rest of your teeth afterward. So my molars and front teeth (on the lower jaw) are also well on the way to being annihilated. I'm only 35, and so this is extremely upsetting.
 
Malarky said:
Tie a string around each tooth, then tie the other end of the string to a door handle. Slam the door.
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This can also be accomplished with a moving vehicle. You just have to brace your head against something sturdy. It can tear off your head if you don't use caution. I also recommend taking pain killers prior.
 
If your head gets torn off in the process, you aren't going to need painkillers.
 
'Gear said:
If the illegal is Dominican, you hand him a bat and he'll be drafted. What do you mean by that anyway?
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:jayzus:
The likelyhood of illegal Domincans where The Saint is approaches 0.
 
Malarky said:
If your head gets torn off in the process, you aren't going to need painkillers.
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Y'know, if I can't get something in there to replace the faulty, week-ass teeth, having my head torn off isn't all that unattractive an option, anyway.
 
Skinofevil agree's!
 
I think it's because you have died inside already, and it's working it's way outwards.
 
I'm proud to say I'm one of maybe 2 or 3 people in this thread that knows who Shane McGowan is.

DIRTY OLD MOUFF....DIRTY OLD MOUFFFF...

(My sympathies, mine are in pretty bad shape as well. Longtime fear of dentists)
 
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