My Bologna

[eloisel]

My bologna has a first name.
It is O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name.
It is M-E-Y-E-R.
And if you ask me why
I'll say
Its because Oscar Meyer has a way
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Not shameless plug for processed meat by-product meat food
that is only slightly better than spam
but catchy tune running amok in my head.

 

[El Machorro]

omg

 

[eloisel]

I know.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Now it's stuck in my head

 

[The Dork Lord]

you are passive aggressive and devious

I like that

 

[jack]

I loves me my Wheezie