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My boyfriend CHRIS is smokin' HOOOT!!!

i just wish he didn't live so far away:(:

He kisses me like he is trying to put out a fire on my lips! He touches me like no other man ever has, he is soooo passionate, his touch alone is INTOXICATING! FUCK i miss him when he is not around.:(

Did i mention his cock is like HUGE BEYOND BELIEF!??;) Actually, the only thing i care about is the way he kisses me.:)
 
Henoch said:
i just wish he didn't live so far away :(
Don't prisoners get conjugal visits?

He kisses me like he is trying to put out a fire on my lips!
You let him piss down your throat?

He touches me like no other man ever has, he is soooo passionate, his touch alone is INTOXICATING!
You mean neither of you can do it unless you're smashed?

Did i mention his cock is like HUGE BEYOND BELIEF!??;) Actually, the only thing i care about is the way he kisses me.:)
You mean he's so rich you can't tell him his cock is small, but you're only putting out for cash and prizes?




THANK YOU CLEVELAND! G'NIGHT!!!
 
BlazerBoy said:
OMG, EGGS IS MESSENGERX! I KNEW IT. :D ;)

It's true. Eggs broke his hand and got infected with a piece of shit when he went to wipe his ass.

A la spider man, he was transformed into Messenger X, ass monkey. Only now, as the antibiotics do their magic juju, can Eggs return to his natural form and hope against another outbreak.
 
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Nah, couldn't be...
 
You know.....sometimes I get the feeling that Hencoch isn'tre really teh ghey.....like he's just fucking around with us or something...
 
I think it would be funny if in the alternate universe, all of the TK crew's sexual orientation was swapped around.

Don't know what that would mean for me, though. I guess I'd be asexual and celibate. O_O
 
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