My burning desire for Tamar

[DarthSikle]

He's not my type.

This pains me in the deepest way. I have this great burning desire to be with you. To possess you. To become one with you. This is not some adolescent schoolboy fantasy but a passion for the ages. My desire for you will be repeated in the text in the far flung future. Our love will be quoted along with Anthony and Cleopatra, Paris and Helen of Troy, Catherine the great and her Horse and the most remembered yet, Darthsikle and Tamar.

 

[jack]

Catherine fucked her horse?

 

[DarthSikle]

That was how she died.

 

[Tamar_Garish]

 

[DarthSikle]

??

 

[DarthSikle]

Sweetie?

 

[Tamar_Garish]

Yes, snookums?

 

[DarthSikle]

I have a sigel, signet and seal.

Will you be mine?

 

[El Machorro]

The sexual tension in this thread is overwhelming.
Please detonate your orgasmic sex bombs
away from population centers.

 

[The Dork Lord]

STOP TROLL SPAM

The sexual tension in this thread is overwhelming.
Please detonate your orgasmic sex bombs
away from population centers.

!

 

[Tamar_Garish]

I have a sigel, signet and seal.

Will you be mine?

What the hell is a sigel?

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Tamar and DarkSickle must be doing the mambo.

 

[DarthSikle]

What the hell is a sigel?

obviously I meant sieg heil

 

[Malarky]

Catherine fucked her horse?

That was how she died.

Urban legend.

 

[DarthSikle]

^ Malarky!!