My campaign for citizenship!

[DarthSikle]

I would love to be a badlander.

I promise to post with a vengeance in the beginning until i get bored and then post the bare minimum to maintain citizenship.

I promise to read the rules with a fine tooth comb and challenge them in every way possible.

I promise to tell the truth.

In case I do not get citizenship I was wondering if like in the US there is a marriage exception in which case maybe Dork Pickle can meet me in Massachusetts and we can finally get this sexual tension over and form an unholy union to get citizenship.

See? I am willing to suffer ghey butt specks to get in here!!

 

[The Dork Lord]

:rofl:

 

[Kitty]

Does the Badlands really need more butt secks?

 

[Loktar]

Does the Badlands really need more butt secks?

Probably. Especially since I lost that loving feeling for Pickle's butt. Pickle could use the fresh "meat".

 

[Dick Prickle]

Does the Badlands really need more butt secks?

Too much is never enough?

 

[Gagh]

Let's back him, people.

 

[Kitty]

Hes been a citizen...... for quite a while done.

Thanks anyway for the rally call.
*pats head*

 

[Gagh]

Awww. You're a nice pet monkey.

 

[Kitty]

I didnt know I was patting a monkey on the head. :shock:

That explains your 130,000 'hfgj hjgj fgh fdgreg545g45g5' and BIBBLE posts.

 

[Gagh]

BIBBLE?

 

[Dick Prickle]

*leaves a bunch of bananas in the center of the room and walks away*

 

[Loktar]

BIBBLE

 

[Dick Prickle]

Do you need help unwrapping that banana, Loktar?

 

[Loktar]

Yes, plz. Its caught in my zipper.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

HOW'D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK???

 

[Loktar]

HOW'D YOU GET THE BEANS ABOVE THE FRANK???

Born that way.

(And yes I know you're referencing "There's Something About Mary")

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm just fuckin with ya, Ted.