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My Cupcakes

My ham was glazed.

My carrot was bitten

My turkey was dropped on the floor

My lunch was eaten, turned into poo, and then dumped out my colon, in a big fucking stinky log.

Also:

Fuck U Troll Kingdom
 
Look at me. I'm a dumb ass poster on troll kingdom. I can put tons of useless garbage on the internet. Aren't I special.

FUCK YOU TROLL KINGDOM

YOU SHITS
 
He should squeeze the base on the upstroke. Gives it that certain je ne sais quoi
 
Hey sweet thing.

I want to lick your cupcakes, with lots of dirty spit and then nibble on the tip of your cupcakes. Then I want to BITE them and chew, then swallow the piece in my mouth. This piece will eventually pass out my colon and into the toilet, so I can watch it go round and round the bowl, as your fucking cupcake is washed away.

So stop baking your fucking cupcakes and get a life, LOSER.
 
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