CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Wacky: Hello Keira and thanks for joining us in the Mine Field.
Keira: Always a pleasure to talk to fans.
Wacky: So how does it feel knowing that Scarlett Johansson is like a hundred times hotter than you?
Keira: Umm, what?
Wacky: Oh come now, you know what I'm talking about. Natalie Portman, Anna Paquin, they're much hotter too.
Keira: They're all beautiful women but I don't see your point.
Wacky: I used to WANK over you all the time, but now? I can't even look at your bony body! How does THAt make you feel?
Keira: I can't believe you're saying this...
Wacky: HAHA, you thought I still wanked over you! HAHA!
Keira: This is pathetic...
Wacky: Christina Aguilera, there's another one that's hotter than you...you ugly cow!
Keira: You know, I didn't want to do this interview, but my agent convinced me it was a good idea. I actually felt guilty that I'd turned it down at first, I was concerned that maybe I was starting to think I'm too good to talk to my fans. So in the end I was looking forward to it...and this is how you repay my kindness...
Wacky: Haha, loser.
Keira: I'm the loser? You sit there listing all the girls you wank over, girls you'd never have a chance with. You sit there telling me that you don't masturbate over me anymore, like I would possibily CARE. You're a pathetic friendless JOKE of a man. Now go boast your little message board how you jacked off over calling Keira Knightley ugly. Child.
*she throws down her microphone and storms off*
Wacky: HAHA I PWNED HER!
Keira: Always a pleasure to talk to fans.
Wacky: So how does it feel knowing that Scarlett Johansson is like a hundred times hotter than you?
Keira: Umm, what?
Wacky: Oh come now, you know what I'm talking about. Natalie Portman, Anna Paquin, they're much hotter too.
Keira: They're all beautiful women but I don't see your point.
Wacky: I used to WANK over you all the time, but now? I can't even look at your bony body! How does THAt make you feel?
Keira: I can't believe you're saying this...
Wacky: HAHA, you thought I still wanked over you! HAHA!
Keira: This is pathetic...
Wacky: Christina Aguilera, there's another one that's hotter than you...you ugly cow!
Keira: You know, I didn't want to do this interview, but my agent convinced me it was a good idea. I actually felt guilty that I'd turned it down at first, I was concerned that maybe I was starting to think I'm too good to talk to my fans. So in the end I was looking forward to it...and this is how you repay my kindness...
Wacky: Haha, loser.
Keira: I'm the loser? You sit there listing all the girls you wank over, girls you'd never have a chance with. You sit there telling me that you don't masturbate over me anymore, like I would possibily CARE. You're a pathetic friendless JOKE of a man. Now go boast your little message board how you jacked off over calling Keira Knightley ugly. Child.
*she throws down her microphone and storms off*
Wacky: HAHA I PWNED HER!
