My eye doctor desires sex with me

[Henoch]

Thankfully she gives me free contact lenses up the ass!!

lol

She is a dear & i think the world of her, but i'll never do her.

lol, i have so many free (unopened) contact lenses that i could make a profit selling on ebay.

imo

 

[Dark Jedi]

Well, I could say something like: "when did the bitch last have her eyes tested?"

But you've probably already thought up some incredibly witty reply to that, so I won't.

 

[Dr Dave]

Was going to make a skull fucking joke, but the doctor is a chick.

 

[Laker_Girl]

See if you can get me some Acuvue for Astigmatism.

And so then I was thinking about my eye doc wanting to have sex with me and I threw up a little 'cause he's like 70 years old.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Who would even want contact lenses up their ass?

 

[Laker_Girl]

Richard Gere

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Does she examine all 3 of your eyes?

 

[Laker_Girl]

No but she'd like to.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEE, DORK LORD WILL COME TO LOVE LG LIKE WE ALL DO AND EVERYTHING WILL BE HAPPY EVERYONE I MEAN

 

[The Dork Lord]

It only took me 5 years to get along with Jack...

 

[Laker_Girl]

SEE, DORK LORD WILL COME TO LOVE LG LIKE WE ALL DO AND EVERYTHING WILL BE HAPPY EVERYONE I MEAN

Sadly, this is true. Even Donovan has some odd obsession with me.

 

[The Dork Lord]

^Keep telling yourself that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I don't have to, it just "is"...

 

[Ilyanna]

It only took me 5 years to get along with Jack...

Inconceivable! I needed about 5 posts
.
.
.

oh fuck, I'm easy

 

[The Dork Lord]

oh fuck, I'm easy

AND DON'T THINK I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!

 

[Lazy_Ghoul]

SEE, DORK LORD WILL COME TO LOVE LG LIKE WE ALL DO AND EVERYTHING WILL BE HAPPY EVERYONE I MEAN

It's all a front!

Of course he loves me.

EVERYONE DUZ!

LOL