My eyes hurt all the time

[CaptainWacky]

There is absolutely zero chance of me going to an optician though, the very idea is inconceivable. Do you think I should just keep punching them?

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

no

 

[Cassie]

I think you should force yourself to go to the eye doctor, srsly. Or just stop punching them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I could scoop them out.

 

[Cassie]

That might make your whole face hurt.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

i dont want to poo-poo on your eye scooping parade
but eyes are the windows to your soul
so if you get rid of em
your soul will leak out
and you will be soul-less
like many blind people...

 

[Dr Dave]

If you want to go blind, then do keep punching youself in the eyes.

Do go to the doctor, i'm no fan of the eye doctor but one must go sometimes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You could look for some Bette Davis Eyes on eBay.

 

[curiousa2z]

WACKY JUST SAY NO TO EYE PUNCHERY!

 

[Mirah]

This morning I called my boss and told him I wasn't coming in to work today due to a vision problem. When he asked what was wrong, I told him I couldn't see myself getting up this early in the morning.

 

[Dr Dave]

Nice.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I have a bad toothache for like four days now and it sucks. issed:

 

[Cacophony]

I always liked the eye doctor the best.

He never makes me get naked or tugs at things in my mouth. In fact, he doesn't touch me much at all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They don't hurt so much now. Maybe because it's night? Maybe I should just sleep during the day and stay up all night.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We are Mine Field. It is the way of things.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEN IT IS DECIDED.

 

[Yub]

Eye missed all the fun

 

[CaptainWacky]

HUR TAGAIN

 

[Dr Dave]

It was Yub's pun that did it, right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

not so bad now that it's night