My face hurts

[CaptainWacky]

I'm gurning in pain.

 

[Loktar]

Next time don't wank so close to the stove.

 

[FBI parte due]

Gandi (Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi), i man bilong India. Em i dai pinis long yia 1947. Em i stap femas lida long lotu na long toktok politik long kantri bilong em. Ol i kolim tu "Mahatma". "Mahatma" long Tok Saniskirit bilong India, i min "man igat bikpela sol".

Taim Gandi i stap long India, Inglis ol i bosim India. Long dispela taim, Inglis ol i bosim plenti kantri. Plenti manmeri bilong dispela kantri, ol i laik kamapim independens: ol i laikim bosim yet kantri bilongen yet.

Gandi i bin bikpela lida bilong muvmen igo long independens long India. Em i bin yusim ahimsa, o nonvailens. Dispela i min manmeri ol i traim mekim senis long kantri bilongen, tasol ol i no yusim vailens, o ol i no bagarapim narapela manmeri o tingting i bilong narapela manmeri.

Gandi i bin kamapim independens in India long yusim nonvailens.

 

[Loktar]

?!

 

[FBI parte due]

?!

Tok Pisin i tok namel bilong Papua Niugini.

Nem Tok Pisin ikam long Tok Inglis talk (i min toktok) na pidgin (i min tok ol i yusim long namel long manmeri ol i no gat wankain tokples). Sampela man o meri ol i ting olsem Tok pidgin i kam long tok business (i min bisnis), long taim bipo tru.

Tok Pisin i wanpela tokples ol gavman bilong Papua Niugini ol i yusim (wantaim long Tok Inglis na Hiri Motu). Samting olsem 2 milion manmeri ol i save Tok Pisin long Papua Niugini. Ol i yusim Tok Pisin long haus Palamen, na long gavman bilong ples na vilis, na long sampela elementari skul. Tok Pisin i helpim tru ol lain long Papua Niugini, long wanem, PNG i gat planti tokples--moa yet long olgeta narpela kantri long graun. Olsem na ol i nidim tru wanpela tok namel long helpim ol lain i no wantok. Tok Pisin na Bislama ol i tok wanlain. Bislama em i Tok bilong Vanuatu.

 

[Loktar]

sorry I don't speak Vietnamese

 

[FBI parte due]

Right region of the world, completely wrong language family.

BITCH.

 

[Tisiphone]

Yeah, bitch...it's Elvish!

 

[Ishcabittle]

?

 

[FBI parte due]

You could actually figure most of that knowing just English.

 

[Ishcabittle]

You could actually figure most of that knowing just English.

Yeah for instance this sentence:

Tok Pisin i wanpela tokples ol gavman bilong Papua Niugini ol i yusim (wantaim long Tok Inglis na Hiri Motu).

is easily translated to:

Talk pissing I was, plainly. Talk place of Gav, man, by long Papa New Guinei of I you's in (want a long tall, English not Fiji Motors).

See?

 

[Loktar]

Yeah, bitch...it's Elvish!

I don't think so. Elvis never talked like that.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Gandi i bin bikpela lida bilong muvmen igo long independens long India.

is easily translated to:

Ghandi I been bike pedalin' with a big, long mudman I go long in the depends long underwear.

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't think so. Elvis never talked like that.

When he sneered, he did.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL, WACKY'S PAIN IS FUNNY, LOL.

 

[Conchaga]

Where's mao tse tung?