My family is SO MEAN!!

[starguard]

I just learned from a distant relative, that when I was a baby I was actually BORN IN A HOSPITAL


All this time they lied to me by telling me that I was delivered by a stork. :huh:

Also, when I was little I had a cousin that used to live with us and mysteriously left away. They all told me that he ran away and joined the circus. I find out now that he was taken to prison for eating pigeins in central park.

They also tried to tell me that my REAL father was Darth Vader

ALL MY LIFE I BELIEVED NOTHING BUT LIES..OH THE HORROR

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I cheered when Vader extended his hand and offered Luke the chance to rule the galaxy together.

I thought the boy was stupid for turning him down.

 

[DarthSikle]

I cheered when Vader extended his hand and offered Luke the chance to rule the galaxy together.

I thought the boy was stupid for turning him down.

But Vader's grandson is making a run at it. Fer' sure