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My Hard Is On Fire

jack

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
OMG!

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You might want to have a doctor check out the burning you're experiencing in your urine stream. Or, you might want to really, REALLY surprise your next hooker, a surprise leading up to their burning death.
 
The Minefield in no way endorses setting fire to a hooker going down on you with your dragon penis.
 
We do endorse stabbing them in the heart though.
 
In the NECK, wacky.
 
So that's what it means.
 
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