"My hobby is secretly video-taping couples in cars..."

[CaptainWacky]

"...I couldnae come forwards, because in this country it would make me look like a pervert. BUT EVERY SINGLE SCOTTISH PERSON DOES IT!"

 

[Tyrant]

Fact?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

LOL FREE WILLY

 

[CaptainWacky]

Homer: I hope they lock that guy up!
Marge: Groundskeeper Willie saved you, Homer.
Homer: Yeah, but listen to the music, he's evil!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I've always said everyone in life needs a laugh track and a theme song.

 

[Cassie]

and there very own groundskeeper Willy!

 

[Donovan]

I've seen your work on Youtube.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ACH

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hmmm

 

[Cassie]

I still don't have my own groundskeeper Willie. IF I WIN THE LOTTERY I'M GETTING ONE!

 

[Gagh]

OMG I'M BOYCOTTING SCOTTISH ANONYMOUS DOGGING VIDEOS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They eat doggy poo as well!

 

[Cassie]

It's how God makes Snickers.

 

[CaptainWacky]

In this issue I review the new tractors...they're all shite!

 

[headvoid]

This was an early peek at the evil that is those scottish terrorist pansy asafueoasejeebfeoielqwhfjkhjkasbhdfjkasjdnsa