My house is trashed!

[Mirah]

Husband is away, and I'm not cleaning! Until I have to!
Yay!
So Fun!

 

[Shatna]

Mess it up even more! Go wild!

 

[Mirah]

Fuck yeah baby! OMG! I threw my clothes everywhere! I can't find anything to wear! What will I do?!
Hope the neighbors aren't watching.....or kind of hope they are!

 

[Shatna]

I'm a neighbor and all I can make out are some whooping noises followed by frantic mouse clicking followed by thumping and crashing noises!

Calm down, woman! Chill!

 

[Mirah]

Yeah, actually that was my cat. I caught her on the computer earlier looking at Tiger Porn! She likes them big Cats! That slut!

 

[jack]

Any strawberries in the fridge?

 

[jack]

When the neighbors smoke next door I can smell it, the fucks.

 

[Mirah]

That sucks.

 

[jack]

Kiss me Kill me, Love me Thrill me

 

[Mirah]

Yes.

 

[jack]

Lets dip those fuckers in slightly hot bubbling chocolate.

I have this really fine tipped paint brush I'd like to paint you with.

 

[Pryce]

Fuck yeah baby! OMG! I threw my clothes everywhere! I can't find anything to wear! What will I do?!

I'll be right over to help..

Since that means you're running around naked looking for something to wear?

 

[Mirah]

I feel so accomplished! I am getting soo much done tonight, so I can "play" tomorrow night!
Still more to do.......