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My Identity Has Done Been Stolen!

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
So I went to buy a new car today (Got me a gorgeous brand spanking new Jeep Compass. I love my car so much I'd marry it if I could!!) and when they brought up my credit history the guy started asking me about how long I'd worked at McDonald's and about my two open car loans. I was shocked!! Up until this afternoon I'd never, ever had a car in my name and GOD KNOWS I've never worked at Mickey D's...Not that there's anything wrong with that because obviously working at McD's isn't a bad gig. This girl using my SSN HAS BETTER CREDIT THAN I DO!!!!!!!! Four car loans paid, two open and current and several credit cards with excellent ratings. I don't know if I should report it or not, I'm getting excellent interest rates, I might refinance my frickin' house!!
 
Wait.. wasnt Tamir Garmish bragging about someones Checkstub she found in the trash a few months ago :shock:
 
I'd worry what else she may be doing with your identity. Four paid car loans and two open car loans sounds pretty suspicious. She might not be ruining your credit but she sounds like she is making her money from something other than flipping burgers.
 
^ yeah the looks on their faces when they try to pimp some financing deal and I started pulling out bundles of 50's. They finally figured out why I insisted on being under $10K.

:D
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I've already contacted the appropriate agencies. I'm not one bit interested in explaining why I'd known this and did nothing about it when the shit hits the fan.
 
RuReddy said:
Congratulations on the new ride L_G !!

What color did ya get?

I was gonna say black or red.... But if I lived in CA, I'd have a light color, white or one of those silvery metalic colors, maybe even that greenish khaki.

:D
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RuReddy said:
Congratulations on the new ride L_G !!

What color did ya get?

Ooooh, Laker color lips in your avatar, NICE! :bigass:

And thank you very, very much, I am quite happy I must say. The color is RED, W00t! Inferno Red Crystal Pearl to be exact.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Ooooh, Laker color lips in your avatar, NICE! :bigass:

Thanks ;) I love anything in the purple family myself...

And thank you very, very much, I am quite happy I must say. The color is RED, W00t! Inferno Red Crystal Pearl to be exact.

Its dreamy color, a classic...perfect! ;)

Enjoy!

Good luck with getting things straightened out with your identity.....
 
^ PM your home address and phone # to L_G...

She'll be happy send you a framed autograghed picture of the new ride and will call you to confirm its in the mail.

Its a terrific offer!! :bigass:
 
^^LMAO!!

I haven't the ability to post pictures...It's more a lazy thing than a technical thing.

I just took pictures of her today after her very first bath, oh she's beautiful. I'll see if I can get BDM to post the pictures once I upload them.
 
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