My Ikea mattess is breaking

[I Love Cunt]

WTF
How long are these things supposed to last anyway?
^$#%$@%$#

 

[Loktar]

They're only supposed to last a week or two. Then you rip it open and scoop out the Swedish meatball filling.

 

[jack]

Don't forget, you then have to smear it all over your body.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Then at least I'd have some balls in my bed

 

[jack]

You could rest them on your chin....

 

[Loktar]

You could rest them on your chin....

 

[I Love Cunt]

I miss south park

 

[jack]

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[jack]

WTF
How long are these things supposed to last anyway?
^$#%$@%$#

Long enough to get you to curse, it seems.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I can't flip the mattress, but I turned it around today. The mattress and whole bed actually was a gift from a friend. I don't have a receipt. I should call them anyway.

 

[jack]

If I were there, I'd help you flip it.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I meant the type of mattress it is-I can totally flip it dude.

 

[jack]

Flip it good!