my internet is broken!!

[Ishcabittle]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW, FIXING MY INTERNET. I'M A RICH AND STUPID SUBURBANITE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO CHECK THE MICHIGAN TOURISM SITE (BOOKMARKED, BITCHES) AND WHEN MY INTERNET GOES DOWN IT DRIVES ME CRAZY!!!

HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW WHAT OVERPRICED BED AND BREAKFAST TO STAY AT?

 

[FBI parte due]

DOES YOUR IPHONE HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY?

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

 

[Cassie]

SPANKWIRE.COM!

 

[Ishcabittle]

DOES YOUR IPHONE HAVE A CAPS LOCK KEY?

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

it does. I was speaking from the client's perspective, thus the caps. don't cross me, FBI.

 

[curiousa2z]

ZOMG HE'S A MAN ON THE EDGE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't understand words.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SUGGEST SPILLING YOUR DOUBLE BOURBON ON THE KEYBOARD. IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN AGAIN.

 

[Cassie]

Whip out your massive dong and start typing with it!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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OH YOU DIDN'T MEAN ME LOL