my Internet is down

[Ishcabittle]

so i can't post

 

[Ishcabittle]

OMG PARADOX

 

[FBI parte due]

You CRAZY, man!

 

[FBI parte due]

RESPONG TO ME YOU BASTARD YOU SHOULD BE SITTING AT YOUR IPHONE PRESSING F5 OR WHATEVER OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL HAV EPOSTED

 

[Cassie]

the ghost of Ish

 

[whisky]

I havent had the internet in days, I have borowed a bird from Fred Flintstone that carves images into rocks 50 times a second.

And the letters I type in reply are carried onto the web by tiny ants.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What the internet?

 

[Ishcabittle]

RESPONG TO ME YOU BASTARD YOU SHOULD BE SITTING AT YOUR IPHONE PRESSING F5 OR WHATEVER OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL HAV EPOSTED

Sorry, buddy, but I got into a discussion about how it was rude to post at the dinner table and had to put it away.

 

[Ishcabittle]

oh, and for the record, there's no F5 button, I just think "refresh" in my head (in Russian, it must be in Russian) and the iPhone picks it up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you think F YOU by mistake!?

 

[Cassie]

The world ends