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My keyboard broke and it was WACKYS fault.

Mentalist

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No, not really. The keyboard is broken, it just wasn't Wackys fault. I was talking to him on MSN though and I spilt beer all over it and its as dead as a person who has been chainsaw attacked in the face.


How am I typing this then you muse?


I am copying and pasting each letter individually from Liza Minnelli's Autobiogrpahy. It takes a long time I can tell you! LOL, ect.







Actually, thats a lie as well. I'm on the fucking iMac keyboard again until I can get a new one which requires going down town, which requires leaving the house and putting clothes on. I'm sorry but these fucking iMac keyboards suck. The keys are too close together. It's annoying, and they don't have a satisfying feedback when you press a key. THEY SUCK.

I fucking hate the world.

So, to brighten this thrad up a little:

Here's another picture of Michelle and her ass that I reckon would make a kosher cranial osteopathic pillow. The fit little minx.


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Mentalist said:
Here's another picture of Michelle and her ass that I reckon would make a kosher cranial osteopathic pillow. The fit little minx.
So it that guy her boyfriend in that pic?
 
I have no idea who he is to be honest. Michelle's radiance shields all background imagery from my eyes.
 
WHOO I'm glad my autobiog came in so handy my friend!

And you can go downtown on me ANYTIME! HAHAHAH! I love it! Wonderful!

THANK YOU!!!
 
Liza Tarbuck? Remember when Wacky once told us he wanked whilst thinking about her tits?
 
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