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MY LIST AND REPORT

the_other_Skan

the_other_Skan

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I AM BEGINNIGNG TO FINISH MY REPORT THAT I WILL FORWARD TO THE IOWA CONTACT. IT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE BUT IT IS MINE. I HAVE AMASSED A GREAT DEAL OF INFORMATION FROM LURKING AND PARTICIPATING HERE. IF YOU THINGK THAT YOUJ DO NOT BELONG ON THE LIST, PLEASE STATE YOUR CASE HERE. KEEP IN MIND THAT IA HAVE AMASSED A GEREAT AMOUNT OF INFORMATIONAND THAT ALL APPEALS WILL BE HEARS AND CONSIDERED.

PLEASE SAVE YOUR INSULTS AND DEGRADATION FOR ANOTHER TIME AS IT WILL NOT HELP YOUR CASE. THIS THREAD IS FOR APPEALS ONLY. I WILL BE FAIR AND CONCISE IN THIS REPORT. THIS IS YOUR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO APEAL.
 
Skan, please explain to me why I am in your docket, since you and I have never interacted before other than my paranoid and dual-juggling mind accusing you of being Nacho (which I still think you are, and/or Mystery D8).

I throw myself at the mercy of The Other Skan.
 
AS IF YOU DON'T KNOW...

YOU HAVE STEPPED IN WHERE YOU DON'T BELONG. FIRST YOU POSTED THAT COMIC BOOK GUY THING IN ONE OF MY THREADS. THEN YOU POSTED THIS LITTLE WITTICISM:

SAREK, it's time to choose the next recipient of the moron award.​

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, BOYO???

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, CHUMP. DON'T GET YOUR FRIENDS IN THE MIDDLE OF STUFF YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. ENTRIES HAVE BEEN MADE
 
Sarek said:
FUCK OFF GEEK.
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YES. THAT WILL GET YOU A LOT OF POINTS. THERE HAS NOW BEEN ANOTHER DOCKET ENTRY MADE. GOOD JOB WITH THE ATTITUDE. I SUSPECT THAT I WILL HAVE AN ENTIRE SECTION ABOUT YOU TO FORWARD, SAREK.

PITY, THOUGH. THIS COULD HAVE GONE A LOT EASIER ON YOU HAD YOU ONLY REMIAN ED ANAONOMOUS.
 
the_other_Skan said:
YES. THAT WILL GET YOU A LOT OF POINTS. THERE HAS NOW BEEN ANOTHER DOCKET ENTRY MADE. GOOD JOB WITH THE ATTITUDE. I SUSPECT THAT I WILL HAVE AN ENTIRE SECTION ABOUT YOU TO FORWARD, SAREK.
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You mean you don't already? My god, not only are you a moron, but you're fucking lazy too. I've given you enough to fill the library of congress. All you had to do is collect it.

Idiot.
 
Looks like the Skan has clumsily reverted to his docket threats.

Once again, why are you here? Why do I hinder your enjoyment of the internet? Don't like my hate? Save yourself the trouble of making docket entries by giving someone trustworthy like Sarek all of your Skan accounts, leaving, and never coming back.

Or kill yourself. Either way, we won't notice.
 
Sarek said:
You mean you don't already? My god, not only are you a moron, but you're fucking lazy too. I've given you enough to fill the library of congress. All you had to do is collect it.

Idiot.
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IF THAT WAS YOUR INTENTION IT WAS UNKNOWN TO ME. AMONG OTHERS, I AMOBSERVING YOUR HABITS THRU YOUR POSTS AND I AM MAKING ENTRIES INTO THE PRESCRIBED DOCKET BASED ON THEM. I WILL FORWARD THIS TO THE IOWA CONTACT FOR PROCESSING LATER WHEN I AM DONE. YOUR PERSONAL PINION OF ME MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. YOUR NHOSTILITY MAKES YHOU STAND OUT. YOUR POST AND M Y OPINION OF YOUR REACTION HAS BEEN NOTED AND IT WILL BE FORWARDED TO THE IOWA CONTACT.
 
Messenger said:
Looks like the Skan has clumsily reverted to his docket threats.

Once again, why are you here? Why do I hinder your enjoyment of the internet? Don't like my hate? Save yourself the trouble of making docket entries by giving someone trustworthy like Sarek all of your Skan accounts, leaving, and never coming back.

Or kill yourself. Either way, we won't notice.
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YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY INTO THE ASAME BOAT AS YOUR FRIEND SAREK. YOUR FEEBLE POSTS HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND THEY WILL BE FORWARDED TO THE IOWA CONTACT. I AM HERE TO STYAY. YOU ARE NOEW OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED THAT YOUA DN AND OTHERS OF YOUR ILK ARE UNDER NVESTUGATION AND THAT YOUR REACTIONS BOTH HERE IN THEIS THREAD AND IN OTHERS ARE BEING FORWARDED TO OUR CONTACT IN IOWA. THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU ACN DO AT THIS POINT. YOU HAVE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

I WILL NEVER RELINQUISH CONTROL OF ANY OF MY SKAN ACCOUNTS TO SAREK OR ANYONE ELSE. TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE SUSPECT THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. YOU ARE NOW UNDER HIGH SCRUTINY AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT MY CONTACTS ARE MONITERING YOUR EVERY MOVE.
 
the_other_Skan said:
YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY INTO THE ASAME BOAT AS YOUR FRIEND SAREK. YOUR FEEBLE POSTS HAVE BEEN RECORDED AND THEY WILL BE FORWARDED TO THE IOWA CONTACT. I AM HERE TO STYAY. YOU ARE NOEW OFFICIALLY NOTIFIED THAT YOUA DN AND OTHERS OF YOUR ILK ARE UNDER NVESTUGATION AND THAT YOUR REACTIONS BOTH HERE IN THEIS THREAD AND IN OTHERS ARE BEING FORWARDED TO OUR CONTACT IN IOWA. THERE IS NOTHING THAT YOU ACN DO AT THIS POINT. YOU HAVE PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN.

I WILL NEVER RELINQUISH CONTROL OF ANY OF MY SKAN ACCOUNTS TO SAREK OR ANYONE ELSE. TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT MAKES YOU EVEN MORE SUSPECT THAN YOU WERE BEFORE. YOU ARE NOW UNDER HIGH SCRUTINY AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT MY CONTACTS ARE MONITERING YOUR EVERY MOVE.
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You know what would be sad? If your spelling mistakes were the result of holding down the shift key.
 
Messenger said:
You know what would be sad? If your spelling mistakes were the result of holding down the shift key.
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YESSSS, THAT WOULD BE SAD... BUT WAHT IS SADDER IS THA I SPENT MUCH OF MY FORMATIVE YEARS IN THE JOINT GETTING TOUGH LOVE IN THE SHOWER WHILE YOU AND SAREK WERE IN PREPATORY SCHOOL TAKING IT VOLUNTARILY AND LEARNING HOW TO RECITE POETRY! IN THE JOINT, YOU HAVE TO HAVE FRIENDS. IT GETS LONELY. SO GO FCUK YOURSELF YOU TWINKIE FELCHING, GOATFUCKING CUMGUZZLER! WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU ANYTHING ABOUT MY FUCKING SPELLING??? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FUCKING BAKGROUND?

I GOT WHAT I GOT THE HARD WAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT IMENA. SO GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER. I AM RECORDING EVERYTHING.
 
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