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My Name is Harkley and I am A Fucking Moron

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Bowel Movement

Punky Brewster wannabe
Hello. My name is Harkley. I have a five second attention span and less memory then an old Atari system. I am really a worthless sack of putrid cumm drippings, but don't tell anyone. I admit I am Bowel Movement's slave.
My mother was a crackwhore that used to smoke neb's poles behing houses in alleys. I muself usually spend lonely afternoons sodomizing myself with the mop I use to clean Bowel Movement's mansion. Thank you.
 
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LMAO

Wow, my own thread. Thanks BM, it only took you 1.5 hours to respond to my last comment.
 
Cloudscum said:
me grow up?
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Your jumping to unfounded conclusions. Don't you realize proplr are different? A true pedophile wouldn't be interested in women, asshole. Never once here have U asjed a child or approached a child for sex, nor would I ever do something so disgusting and depraved.
People like me are not pedophiles. Just kinky.
 
Hi I am a worthless piece of slaveshit. Me and cloudsum jerk each other off in circle jerks. Don't you wish you could be as pathetic as me?
 
Bowel Movement said:
Your jumping to unfounded conclusions. Don't you realize proplr are different? A true pedophile wouldn't be interested in women, asshole. Never once here have U asjed a child or approached a child for sex, nor would I ever do something so disgusting and depraved.
People like me are not pedophiles. Just kinky.
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and just like that, you break the character of this dual...:lol:
 
Your jumping to unfounded conclusions. Don't you realize proplr are different? A true pedophile wouldn't be interested in women, asshole. Never once here have U asjed a child or approached a child for sex, nor would I ever do something so disgusting and depraved.
People like me are not pedophiles. Just kinky.
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You're. People. You. Asked.
 
Bowel Movement said:
Shyt up slave. My glassess are briken.

Did you get the splinters of the mop pole out of your ass yet?
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Shut. Glasses. Broken.

edit: oh, and it would be splinters from the mop pole.

dumbass.
 
My bathroom used to have a plumger untill I, in desperation shoved it in my asshole. Unfortunately, it stuck and I had to have it surgically removed. Now I wear a colostomy bag.

Hey, is it true every time you fart, a load of Cloudscum's cumm shoots out of your ass? Just courious.
 
Bowel Movement said:
My bathroom used to have a plumger untill I, in desperation shoved it in my asshole. Unfortunately, it stuck and I had to have it surgically removed. Now I wear a colostomy bag.

Hey, is it true every time you fart, a load of Cloudscum's cumm shoots out of your ass? Just courious.
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Plunger. Until. Cum. Arse. Curious.

I was mildly surprised when you suddenly learned how to spell (or was it a spellcheck?) but I guess it was just luck.
 
Harkley said:
Plunger. Until. Cum. Arse. Curious.

I was mildly surprised when you suddenly learned how to spell (or was it a spellcheck?) but I guess it was just luck.
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so are you the one that grabs your ankles or is Cloudscum that bends over?
 
Bowel Movement said:
so are you the one that grabs your ankles or is Cloudscum that bends over?
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So. Ankles?.

I thought you were the one who bent over for VKD.
 
Bowel Movement, you stupid twat... Do you know who your biological parents are? Well, I know more than you, at least I know who your father is ;)
 
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