My Name Is....

[Kyehlar]

Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula,
The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G

 

[RWC]

Shake always makes me laugh. Thanks for reminding me, it's on On Demand, and I've got lots of beer.

 

[Kyehlar]

I've got all the DVDs, and decided to start from the beginning and go straight through. Fun times.

For da shorteez (Doin' it for da shorteez)
For da shorteez (Doin' it for da shorteez)
For da shorteez (for da shorteez)

For da shorteez gather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'
For da shorteez can't you hear them little stomachs rumblin'
For da shorteez yo, ya gonna eat that raggamuffin?
for da shorteez let's show the shorteez some lovin'

C'mon, my name is Sir Loin, been at this for a while
I got four stomachs for only one stomach and mouth
That's a little empty belly with a vacancy sign
kinda like close encounters of the charity kind
Ya got canned goods just collectin' dust
Ya got meat, got fruit, got vegatables
Only prerequisites that can set a bowl
Get ya freak on at my freaky food festival
Cold cuts a must, don't even take bread crust
Cuz the shorteez be beggin', some begga's don't give a...
They's hungry, let's face facts, they starve
Feel a void in yourheart, fill ya shoppin' cart,

for da shorteez
For da shorteez (for da shorteez y'all)
For da shorteez (for da shorteez)

Think at what's at stake, look upon your plate
If it's a slab o' steak, time to regurgitate
Ya got a double chin, their little chins too slim
Ya think it's good for them?
The little kids expose ribs
Just think of all da shorteez, can't ya hear 'em cry?
Paula, cough up that burger and fries
Hams on my left, double cans, Bob's got high
Give to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won't die
Stop the felon please, steady eatin' ham and cheese
Throw away your greens, you be pissin' on a dream
Gimme all your onion rings, it's a'ight listen
A slice a pizza, it don't matter if a bite's missin'
Prime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don't stop
My actin' like hogslop, to the shorteez it's alot
They been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert
Open up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse
listen closely , gimme all your groceries
Cuz a little baby's screamin "man , I need a hogie!"
"Somebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot o' pirogies!"
Think of what we're facin', all those little faces, c'mon let's erase this... for da shorteez

(Check It Out)
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez
Doin' it for da shorteez , y'all

For da shorteez

Got crackers, got chips, got puddin' cups
You'd be surprised what little shorteez like to munch
Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement
Could be a bag o' old diapers, they'd call that lunch
Mayonnaise been out for a couple o' days
Milk and corpses, scabs and eggs
Sweet bread, pig heads, horse heads too
Wanna drop it like it hot?
here's what ya do

(For da shorteez)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
(For da shorteez)
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?
6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

But please, no more canned yams man
We got more canned yams than we know what to do with
MC Pee Pants in the h-- I mean.. uh, Sir Loin's in the house!
And I'm out

 

[Monolith]

Slim Shady!

 

[Kyehlar]

Slim Shady!

No, MC Chris, actually.

I want candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweet heart Sandy
Got my pennies saved, so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy

Put it in a pile
Split it wit my biddy, 50-50 down the line
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
I'm Talkin' licorice kisses
Talkin' chocolate dowsed smiles
I want candy
I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin guards, Sandy, 'cuz I wanna knock boots
Lick the peppermint stick 'til the lollipop droops
Gumdrops that don't stop 'til the lip locks loose

Candy....Candy

I need candy
Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get your ass beat, nasty
Do it 'til your dad sees
Embarrass your whole family
Just because you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy
Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
That fuels a giant drill
Bores straight into hell
Releasin' ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants has created

I need candy
Want some candy
Eat candy 'til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Give me candy, candyhead
Where you keepin' all the candy?
Who made you candy king?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing

Candy in the mornin'
Candy on the way to school
Candy at school, at lunch, and the afternoon
Candy at school, on the way home from school
Candy at dinner, at dinner, whoo-hoo

Mess up the mix
Mix up the mess
Come on down, yo
Here's the address:
Said 612 Wharf Avenue
Right next to the gentlemen's club

 

[Kyehlar]

Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out

Don't be afraid when I tear the party out
cause I come from the Moon and I carry all the clout
I got a quad laser it will amaze ya
My gizzat is phizzat
so won't you just step back

Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out

We're the Mooninites and you know that we're back
Everybody else in the house know that they whack
Three in the morn'
I'm looking for the porn
know that we free
so get on your knees

Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out

We don't give a damn yo this is who we be
just like the old school, rapper Schoolly D
Mooninite One I'm a hard rap singa
Mooninite Two yo, I'll flip ya the finga

Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out

Check it out y'all check it check it out - uh check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out - uh check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out - uh check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out - uh check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out - uh check it out

Check it out y'all check it check it out
Check it out y'all check it check it out

 

[Deni]

Is this Pennsylvania?!

YES!

 

[Kyehlar]

Is this Pennsylvania?!

YES!

DUSTY GOZANGAS!!! :bigass: