My New Bionic Knee

[A_Real_Prick666]

After a year of waiting for reconstructive surgery, I finally received my new bionic knee on Monday. After 4 days of hallucenogenic waking dreams brought on by anathesia, I can now resume my career as the drop-kicker of French poodles through the goal posts of life. The surgeon says I should start small, using chihuahua's first. Game on.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Slope Cunt Sucky Sucky Five Dolla?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

I think she left the building.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

two dolla?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Where is Nacho's Revenge when you REALLY need her?

 

[Atlas_Collins]

making five dolla in the alley?

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Bitchin'. Pimp my Nacho.

 

[Atlas_Collins]

Sucky sucky Foive dolla - boing boing ten dolla!

 

[Gagh]

Several members of my immediate family have done their ACL's. I've been lucky, though I have inherited the family's dodgy-knee joint syndrome.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

Several members of my immediate family have done their ACL's. I've been lucky, though I have inherited the family's dodgy-knee joint syndrome.

Just remember to use a brace while kicking puppies & you should be fine. I was too arrogant and stupid, and paid dearly.

 

[Nacchisrevenge]

 

[Mad Hatter]

After a year of waiting for reconstructive surgery, I finally received my new bionic knee on Monday. After 4 days of hallucenogenic waking dreams brought on by anathesia, I can now resume my career as the drop-kicker of French poodles through the goal posts of life. The surgeon says I should start small, using chihuahua's first. Game on.

That has to hurt a bit, best wishes to you and your new knee!

 

[starguard]

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