My New Job!!

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

In this thread I will attempt to explain to all the cyber-moron's why it is important that I got a new career in the High Fashion industry. Why this is good not only for me...............but for YOU.

I love a new challenge!! Yep! that's me.........all about a challenge.
This is an upperscale fashion store, no schmuck-a-luck crap clothes.
I have studied their marketing/advertising and it is one of the best in their industry.
*My new boss told me this company treats their employees well which is why they have low employee turnover.
***My new boss called me this morning and gave me a generous raise, full-time (I was going to go in part-time) employment and I haven't even started yet. I am going to like this company.
I will have a base pay plus commission........think Botox.
I will be able to pay my electric/credit card bill.
**I will not have the time on my hands to troll around the internet digging up dirt then subsequently getting all of you in trouble.
This will give DarthSikle a much needed break in this harrowing experience he has shared with me.

or.............

maybe not. I will be in the REAL world and I am much, much better with Real life stuff. It could end up being a nightmare for DarthSikle if I get paranoid and start texting him all kinds of stuff, making him wade through even more of my crazy findings.

I will probably end up wanting to spend my entire paycheck on their HIGH fashion.

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

My new boss also told me I will qualify for health insurance!!! big plus. She also said..........You will be able to accumulate vacation time.

I told her I didn't need no stinkin' vacation time................I only git in trouble when I have that kind of time on my hands and who can affort a vacation anyway??? What do you think I am going to do with vacation time???

 

[Rov_is_a_Fag]

yeah............she should axe you guys what I do with my vacation time.