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My new rodents

Dirk Funk

Dirk Funk

Evil Penguin
I got a pair of white mice about an hour ago. They're really cute. Here's a pic I just took with my cell phone. More to come.

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Teach them to be evil.
 
Do they have red eyes?
 
Cute, unfortunately the only time we buy rodents is for snake food.
I've heard they make great pets though, they just poop too much for me to keep any as a pet.
 
Your kitchen is nice and clean.
 
Pandora said:
Cute, unfortunately the only time we buy rodents is for snake food.
I've heard they make great pets though, they just poop too much for me to keep any as a pet.
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Oooohhhh. I HATE snakes.
 
What a rip off! Oh well will just have to be more carefull.
 
Do they have names?
 
Are they boys or girls?
 
Two females.
 
lol Minnie mouse could be one.
 
"Nasty" and "Gross" are good options.
 
One morning you will wake up with both of them perched on your chest staring at you and suddenly you'll realize that your entire body has been restrained and a circular saw is descending towards your cranium and that's when one mouse will turn to the other and say "TAKE HIS BRAIN".
 
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