My Newest book...

[Dr Dave]

Dave on Scotland is in stores now.

I tackle important facts such as...

-Scotland is actually the property of Mr.Bad cheese Barron of Indiana.

-The mongoose is the official animal of Scotland, followed by the newt.

This book is full of those half facts and demi truths, and MUCH MORE including but not limited to lies, misstated facts, and rumors I invented while eating fish and chips one day.

Buy it today!

 

[WillsZenith]

You wait till the clan Mczenith hears of this...mongoose indeed....

 

[Dr Dave]

Tell them they cant have a free book, bunch of wankers.

 

[WillsZenith]

You wait wee william wankey mc doogie arbroath queen of the south Mczenith will hear of this....

 

[Dr Dave]

They can all go to Hull.

 

[WillsZenith]

Hull how dare you , you are fully aware of the Mczenith's deep hatred of the Phil brown orange order, that perma tanned monster was the reason we lost mad maggie mczenith...

 

[Dr Dave]

That and you ran out of onions in the second round.

 

[Cassie]

WILL THERE BE BADGERS?

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn right there will be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sean Connery will deride the book without actually reading it.