My nipples were so hard

['Gear]

I thought naughty bits was a slang computer term. Excuse me, I may be in the wrong thread.

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO YOU REALLY KNOW I'M MALE?

 

[Conchaga]

How do you really know these people are female? How do you know the images that were sent to you were genuine?

And Mirah - You got me there, but I did admit this was a personal viewpoint.

See your karma comment:

Who the hell settles for photos anymore? Phone sex and skype stripteases all the way!

Except, I use MSN. I've had video chats, xbox Live sessions, and phone calls with Mirah. Met Tisipony IRL. Even if Illyana weren't a real woman, I'd still bone him really hard. Cinch... unconfirmed, but sounds real enough for me. SuN, I've seen pictures of and believe it's her, 'cause I've got some she didn't share with me originally. Missmanners, well... she's too opinionated and bitchy to be male. Ca2z, Oh, man... that's another one that doesn't matter if it's male or female.

As for Consumer not making the list, although I'm mostly a bottom when it comes to men, I'm not into doms or playing a sissy boy, sorry. Honorable mention because I'm sure he'd be a real treat in the sack.

Did I mention I swing both ways? It don't matter if there's a vagina or a cock. I'll fuck it.

 

[Conchaga]

DO YOU REALLY KNOW I'M MALE?

As far as I'm concerned you're off the market, because you're spoken for by NATALIENATALIETALANTALTNAITLTNAITELTNTENATEANETAELNATEPORTMAN.

 

[Mirah]

DO YOU REALLY KNOW I'M MALE?

Send me one armpit hair and I will examine and report back. What?! You have no armpit hair?! You are a Robot!

 

[Thrusty]

ever since i pierced my nipples they get hard pretty easy

 

[Yub]

I always assumed Wacky was a robot.

 

[Loktar]

Why did Loktar pos rep the fact that Conchaga has a hard-on?

I'm living my sex life vicariously through him since my real one is non existent.

(except for the occaisonal wank)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always assumed Wacky was a robot.

A sex robot.

 

[jack]

A sex robot.

With a sentient talking third nipple?

:hope:

 

[Mirah]

How do you really know these people are female? How do you know the images that were sent to you were genuine?

And Mirah - You got me there, but I did admit this was a personal viewpoint.

For a moment I read this as "I got him there" and I had to re-read the thread to see what i said that "got him THERE" but it was meant differently.