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My ongoing search for love has ended...

H

Henoch

!!
...IT DOESN'T EXIST!

MISSION FAILED!

I am no longer searching, if love wants me it'll have to hunt me down, seach for my location & phone me up & say "hey, i'm love, wanna get together?"
 
So i'm out & about this past weekend & i meet up with this sexy guy & we DO IT! Yeah, yeah, but...later that night i see him in a club speaking to my mortal enemy & laughing! Yes, not ONLY my mortal enemy but another guy who i equally can't stand!

It's at this point i realize that i just need to be a stay at home nerd cause MEN just aren't worth it!! They are all the same, they just ALL suck at different levels, but they ALL SUCK IMO!

I JUST VAAANT TO BE...ALOOOOONE.
 
I agree with you. Its all a complete mugs game.
 
LET'S FACE IT, MALE OR FEMALE...THE OPPOSITE SEX SUX!

THEY LIVE TO FUCK YOU UP!!!
 
The only thing i have left to live for is FUCKIN' KARMA & POINTS!

OH GOD, KILL ME NOW!!!
 
Henoch said:
The only thing i have left to live for is FUCKIN' KARMA & POINTS!

OH GOD, KILL ME NOW!!!
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The darkest hour is always right before a new dawn dude! 8)
 
starguard said:
The darkest hour is always right before a new dawn dude! 8)
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All of my dawns are pitch black...dude!:(
 
Henoch said:
All of my dawns are pitch black...dude!:(
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Do worry, I love you.

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Man, you gays sure do have a lot of promiscuous sex.
 
Now see, when I said that I was chastised by Eggs, and the other homos.
 
I have the exact opposite problem: I have to beat the ladies off with a stick. It''s like those body spray commercials where the women try to fuck the guy by jumping on him. I have to deliver uppercuts wherever I go.
 
dOESNT THAT HURT THEM?
 
Well I'm sure it does but there's more of them where they came from.
 
They come when you hit them?
 
They're attracted to me thanks to my super animal magnetism.
 
Or maybe the Rhypnol?
 
So this means you haven't even learned to masturbate properly yet, then?
 
^^^ It trails off because it's so XXX that it'd blow your mind.
 
Punch them in the cunt..they'll stop
 
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