My picture gallery

[Ultros]

Here's me, Simon Belmont with my girlfriend, Julie Christcastle.

Here's me and Julie!

(You'll have to excuse her red-eye, it's that time of the month!)

Also pictured: My uncle, Dinglebert Slaptyback (Doesn't he remind you of Clinton?) and his wife, Chinese porn actress Lolita Chichuchihuahaun.

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And here are my other girlfriends! (We're Mormons, you see)

Aren't they beautiful?

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Here's a pic of my dad after the sex-change operation (Just in time for the senior prom - boy, would that have been embarrassing!) and his now-lesbian lovers, my sister included (2nd from the left.)

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Did I mention I'm related to actor/flop Freddie Prinz Jr. ???

Here's him and my other sis:

These people I don't know. They're gypsies we picked up on our way to the prom.

One of them has a penis! Can you figure out which?

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That's all for now!

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

You are a cutie! Just call me Senior ass-bandit, because I want to hold up your caboose

 

[Ultros]

And what would you do with it, you stud-muffin, you? :smooch:

 

[Captain Jack]

Hehe, nothing like googling images off the net and making them your very own.

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

Sweetie i'll put it to you like this, in the morning you would be saying "Julie who?" then get on all fours and beg for more.

 

[Ultros]

:y_shock:

 

[Ultros]

Oh my!

 

[Fudg Pak McQuac]

Oh yeah, sweetie once you get an injection of "Vitimin F" you will never be the same.

 

[Ultros]

Discuss.

 

[Conchaga]

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