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My recent dressing down from Little Mr. Gagh, Demigod in His Own Small Universe

Darkside

Darkside

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Greetings.

It's good to be back.

I found the following message waiting for me. I thought at first a retarded third grader had written it, but then saw it was from Gagh. Immediately, I realized my early assessment was downright insulting to retarded third-graders everywhere.

Originally posted by Gagh
...the thickest pieces of shit I've ever come across. I am on the staff at LoNAF. By registering both as yourself and *****, you've outed your own fucking dual, and picked up the quickest warning known to man.

I know I piss you off, seemingly without trying, but at least engage that fucking pathetic excuse for a brain of yours before you try to meddle on my home patch. Your sad & pathetic wannabe trolling will not wash there, and you will be shitcanned before you even have the chance.
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Inspirational, isn't it?

Here's my response. I apologize that I reigned in what I really wanted to say. I'm feeling uncharacteristically generous today.

Originally posted by Darkside:

Hey, I'm so happy for you! You're on the staff at Lonaf! Fantastic!

I'll tell you what YOU are. You're a pathetic little half-man. You have no heart and not much of a soul. You probably hide behind your little computer screen and your little multiple usernames, attacking people in the safest of situations because you have neither the decency or courage to confront life head on.

You are a pitiful waste of a person. A mistake. You think you're clever, you think you're witty and maybe that somehow, that combination makes you a person. It makes you less than that. It makes you detritus to be scraped off the shoes of real people living real lives and fulfilling accomplishments outside the digital wasteland you thrive in.

You're a virus, a blight. Utterly useless. Continue to comfort yourself all you wish that you've "put me in my place" by your assaults and your little missive here.

But the truth is something else entirely. YOU ARE NOTHING. Of no use or interest to anyone.

And you'll keep wasting yourself in this medium until finally, mercifully, you are wasted away in the real world you never dared to enter and live in.

So as Lilith would say, "kindly fuck off."
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Gagh, you little bitch of a man, I know you'll come in and "troll" me and all that. Do you worst! It still won't make up for all that you are not and can never hope to be!

(For those of you wondering what my goal here is, I'll tell you: I want Gagh to either A) leave here and his little Lonaf egotistic masturbation pit for good or B) kill himself. I'm really hoping on B more than anything. :D)

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Ladies and gentlemen of TK. What I would like to point out to you is that this little outburst is a prime example of a pot calling a kettle black. In this instance, we have Darkside, an obvious pseudo-troll trying to tell Gagh that Gagh has no life; or is at least not living a life outside of the internet. Yet, what Darkside fails to realize is that by taking anything Gagh says seriously, he's proven that he has no life himself. In fact, he has so much of a non-life that he's taken time out of his 'oh-so-busy' :roll: schedule of living life off the internet to threaten Gagh.

Everyone, let's applaud this wanker for being a total goon.

Up next, Darkside will prove that he has a serious, non-internet-related life by responding in some asenine way to what I've just said. So, pop some popcorn friends. You're in for a real treat!!
 
Ok, you may be excused. Everyone else must be present for this full of life rebuttal. However, there are exceptions as Eggs has just shown. If you intend to watch BB you may be excused. Everyone else must have written permission from their doctor.
 
Conchaga said:
Ladies and gentlemen of TK. What I would like to point out to you is that this little outburst is a prime example of a pot calling a kettle black. In this instance, we have Darkside, an obvious pseudo-troll trying to tell Gagh that Gagh has no life; or is at least not living a life outside of the internet. Yet, what Darkside fails to realize is that by taking anything Gagh says seriously, he's proven that he has no life himself. In fact, he has so much of a non-life that he's taken time out of his 'oh-so-busy' :roll: schedule of living life off the internet to threaten Gagh.

Everyone, let's applaud this wanker for being a total goon.

Up next, Darkside will prove that he has a serious, non-internet-related life by responding in some asenine way to what I've just said. So, pop some popcorn friends. You're in for a real treat!!
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By writing a novel for a reply, you've just validated this whole topic as important.

And we were doing so well not caring.
 
Sarek said:
By writing a novel for a reply, you've just validated this whole topic as important.

And we were doing so well not caring.
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I have as much of a life as Darkie here and I'm bored. I have to find entertainment outside of masturbating to comic books sometime. Hence, my membership at TK.
 
Besides, what you may consider a novel, I consider only a few minutes of my no-life freetime spent bringing happiness and mirth to TK.
 
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